Cruise Puns You Need To Steal

Between these cruise puns for Instagram captions, ship cruise puns, cruise one liners and short cruise jokes, you will never have to come up with cruise jokes ever again.

All of the cruise puns listed below are free for you to copy. If you use them in one of your Instagram caption, tag me in your photos at @indigosahara. I would love to see your post!

Without further ado, here are the best cruise puns!

Cruise Puns For Instagram Captions

1. Sail-ebrate good times.
2. On cruise control.
3. No cruise control.
4. I like big boats and I cannot lie.
5. Cruising through life.
6. Coasting through life.
7. All hands on deck.
8. Let your dreams set sail.
9. Sea you soon.
10. Sea you later.
11. Getting nauti on this cruise.
12. Last but naut least.
13. Last but knot least.
14. Can knot wait for our next cruise.
15. You’re a dream boat.
16. Cruising really floats my boat.
17. Seas the day.
18. I’m a wreck.
19. A-boat to get back on another cruise.
20. I aft to take another cruise ASAP.
21. Sail yeah.
22. Fishing I was on another cruise.
23. Vitamin sea.
24. Sorry, I’m on a cruise. My hands are tide.
25. Current-ly on a cruise.
26. I’m all a-boat going on another cruise.
27. This cruise has me feeling em-ocean-al.
28. To be Pacific, my favorite part of every cruise is the ocean.
29. Long time no sea.
30. I can sea clearly now. The rain is gone.
31. Sail-ebrating.
32. Thalassophile-ing good on this cruise.
33. Holler at your buoy.
34. I love cruises ferry much.
35. It’s a-boat time.
36. What’s all this a-boat?
37. Why the stern face? You’re on a cruise ship!
38. Taking the sea-nic route.
39. Cruising runs in my blood vessels.
40. Hot dogs or sea legs.
41. Out of your league.
42. What’s up, dock?
43. Fear naut.
44. Rocking the boat.
45. Happiness is at bay.

Ship Cruise Puns

1. Status: In a relation-ship.
2. Finally in a relation-ship.
3. Oh ship.
4. I like cruise ships a yacht.
5. Waving the cruise ship goodbye.
6. Oh whale, I guess I have to stay on this cruise ship forever.
7. This cruise ship has me feeling fin-tastic.
8. You’re shore to have a good time on a cruise.
9. This cruise ship is ferry impressive.
10. Ship happens. Take a cruise.
11. Unfortunately this ship was knot for sail.
12. Sorry to barge in, but I’m on a cruise ship.
13. Worst fear? I’m a-freight I’ll never go on another cruise ship again.
14. Putting the ship in friend-ship.
15. Cruise ships are trendy. Everyone’s jumping on board.
16. Ship shape.
17. I ship us.
18. Cruise ships are very port-able.
19. Cruise ships really anchor me.
20. Here’s to friend-ship.

Cruise One Liners

1. Less blues, more cruise.
2. Hello cruise, goodbye blues.
3. Booze cruise.
4. Cruising for a bruising.
5. Bon voyage.
6. Cruise or snooze.
7. Paying my dues by going on a cruise.
8. Cruise with my crew.
9. Cruise cabin fever.
10. Could never be seasick of this view.
11. Cruise days and all-inclusive buffets.
12. Cruise calories don’t count.
13. Cruise hair, don’t care.
14. Aye, aye, capitan.
15. Whatever floats your boat.

Short Cruise Jokes

1. What did one cruise ship say to the other? Nothing. It just waved.
2. What do you do with a sick ship? You take it to the doc.
3. You know what floats my boat? Cruise ships.
4. What is scared and lies at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck.
5. What do you call the staff of several tourist ships? Cruise members.
6. How do ships let off steam? They cruise.
7. A cruise emergency would really sink.
8. If you open a cruise business, sails will go through the roof.
9. What type of vegetable can’t go on a cruise? A leek.
10. How do you spell a sailor’s favorite word? Seven Cs.
11. Where do sailors keep their schoolbooks? Davy Jones’s Locker.
12. What do you do on a cruise if you feel seasick? You go to the doc.
13. What do you call competing cruise lines? Battleships.
14. The cruise was so incredible that it took a bow.
15. How do you meet new friends on cruise ships? Ice breakers.

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