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Okayyyy so this all may be true, but without Instagram, I never would have started my travel blog over at indigosahara.com, which has had over a MILLION readers.

And I am so thankful for that.

But yeahhh I’m tired. 💀

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Just booked a business class lay-flat seat from the USA to Japan for $32.69. Yes, really. 🤯

How?

Easy.

First, I opened one new travel credit card with flexible points and responsibly earned the card’s opening bonus.

Then, after I got a @thriftytraveler email alert for Delta One award availability from the USA to Japan, I transferred those flexible points to an airline transfer partner (in this case, Flying Blue to book a Delta One flight through Air France).

Boom. 89,500 points (which is a bargain, by the way) + $32.69 out of pocket later…

I got myself a biz class flight worth $7000 for less than the cost of our Chipotle order. 💸

Want access to my free beginner guide to points and miles? Comment “Beginner” and I’ll send it over ASAP.
    Yesterday I saw a reel that said, “You hit your Yesterday I saw a reel that said, “You hit your mid 20s and you’re sorted into 1 of 4 houses: 

1. Marathon training.
2. Japan trip.
3. Fantasy books.
4. Cooking everything from scratch.”

Personally… My Japan hotels and flights are booked for November. Also, Kenny’s cooking everything from scratch, and I’m reaping the benefits. 😭😂

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Cruise Puns You Need To Steal

By: Indigo Sahara, M.A. | Published: February 1, 2023 | Updated: February 4, 2024

Between these cruise puns for Instagram captions, ship cruise puns, cruise one liners and short cruise jokes, you will never have to come up with cruise jokes ever again.

Cruise Puns You Need To Steal

All of the cruise puns listed below are free for you to copy. If you use them in one of your Instagram caption, tag me in your photos at @indigosahara. I would love to see your post!

Without further ado, here are the best cruise puns!

Cruise Puns You Need To Steal

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  • Ship Cruise Puns
  • Cruise One Liners
  • Short Cruise Jokes
  • More Cruise Captions
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Cruise Puns For Instagram Captions

  1. Sail-ebrate good times.
  2. On cruise control.
  3. No cruise control.
  4. I like big boats and I cannot lie.
  5. Cruising through life.
  6. Coasting through life.
  7. All hands on deck.
  8. Let your dreams set sail.
  9. Sea you soon.
  10. Sea you later.
  11. Getting nauti on this cruise.
  12. Last but naut least.
  13. Last but knot least.
  14. Can knot wait for our next cruise.
  15. You’re a dream boat.
  16. Cruising really floats my boat.
  17. Seas the day.
  18. I’m a wreck.
  19. A-boat to get back on another cruise.
  20. I aft to take another cruise ASAP.
  21. Sail yeah.
  22. Fishing I was on another cruise.
  23. Vitamin sea.
  24. Sorry, I’m on a cruise. My hands are tide.
  25. Current-ly on a cruise.
  26. I’m all a-boat going on another cruise.
  27. This cruise has me feeling em-ocean-al.
  28. To be Pacific, my favorite part of every cruise is the ocean.
  29. Long time no sea.
  30. I can sea clearly now. The rain is gone.
  31. Sail-ebrating.
  32. Thalassophile-ing good on this cruise.
  33. Holler at your buoy.
  34. I love cruises ferry much.
  35. It’s a-boat time.
  36. What’s all this a-boat?
  37. Why the stern face? You’re on a cruise ship!
  38. Taking the sea-nic route.
  39. Cruising runs in my blood vessels.
  40. Hot dogs or sea legs.
  41. Out of your league.
  42. What’s up, dock?
  43. Fear naut.
  44. Rocking the boat.
  45. Happiness is at bay.
cruise puns

Ship Cruise Puns

  1. Status: In a relation-ship.
  2. Finally in a relation-ship.
  3. Oh ship.
  4. I like cruise ships a yacht.
  5. Waving the cruise ship goodbye.
  6. Oh whale, I guess I have to stay on this cruise ship forever.
  7. This cruise ship has me feeling fin-tastic.
  8. You’re shore to have a good time on a cruise.
  9. This cruise ship is ferry impressive.
  10. Ship happens. Take a cruise.
  11. Unfortunately this ship was knot for sail.
  12. Sorry to barge in, but I’m on a cruise ship.
  13. Worst fear? I’m a-freight I’ll never go on another cruise ship again.
  14. Putting the ship in friend-ship.
  15. Cruise ships are trendy. Everyone’s jumping on board.
  16. Ship shape.
  17. I ship us.
  18. Cruise ships are very port-able.
  19. Cruise ships really anchor me.
  20. Here’s to friend-ship.
cruise puns captions

Cruise One Liners

  1. Less blues, more cruise.
  2. Hello cruise, goodbye blues.
  3. Booze cruise.
  4. Cruising for a bruising.
  5. Bon voyage.
  6. Cruise or snooze.
  7. Paying my dues by going on a cruise.
  8. Cruise with my crew.
  9. Cruise cabin fever.
  10. Could never be seasick of this view.
  11. Cruise days and all-inclusive buffets.
  12. Cruise calories don’t count.
  13. Cruise hair, don’t care.
  14. Aye, aye, capitan.
  15. Whatever floats your boat.
cruise ship puns

Short Cruise Jokes

  1. What did one cruise ship say to the other? Nothing. It just waved.
  2. What do you do with a sick ship? You take it to the doc.
  3. You know what floats my boat? Cruise ships.
  4. What is scared and lies at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck.
  5. What do you call the staff of several tourist ships? Cruise members.
  6. How do ships let off steam? They cruise.
  7. A cruise emergency would really sink.
  8. If you open a cruise business, sails will go through the roof.
  9. What type of vegetable can’t go on a cruise? A leek.
  10. How do you spell a sailor’s favorite word? Seven Cs.
  11. Where do sailors keep their schoolbooks? Davy Jones’s Locker.
  12. What do you do on a cruise if you feel seasick? You go to the doc.
  13. What do you call competing cruise lines? Battleships.
  14. The cruise was so incredible that it took a bow.
  15. How do you meet new friends on cruise ships? Ice breakers.
Cruise Puns You Need To Steal

Which of these cruise puns were your favorite? Don’t forget to follow and tag me in your cruise photos for a chance to be feature on my Stories!

Cruise Puns You Need To Steal

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About Indigo Sahara, M.A.

Indigo Sahara, M.A., is the founder and CEO of the Indigo Sahara travel blog. Since earning her master's degree in global leadership, she has traveled to more than 20 countries. Now, her goal is to make travel accessible to all by teaching others how to travel on a budget. She writes world travel guides and travel hacking tips weekly.

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📍Mount Fremont Fire Lookout in Mount Rainier National Park
I’m tired. 😭😂 Okayyyy so this all may be I’m tired.

😭😂

Okayyyy so this all may be true, but without Instagram, I never would have started my travel blog over at indigosahara.com, which has had over a MILLION readers.

And I am so thankful for that.

But yeahhh I’m tired. 💀

Follow @indigosahara for daily travel tips + destination guides!! 🤣
I am girls. 🧺 I am girls. 🧺
Those are happy tears btw. ✈️ Just booked a b Those are happy tears btw. ✈️

Just booked a business class lay-flat seat from the USA to Japan for $32.69. Yes, really. 🤯

How?

Easy.

First, I opened one new travel credit card with flexible points and responsibly earned the card’s opening bonus.

Then, after I got a @thriftytraveler email alert for Delta One award availability from the USA to Japan, I transferred those flexible points to an airline transfer partner (in this case, Flying Blue to book a Delta One flight through Air France).

Boom. 89,500 points (which is a bargain, by the way) + $32.69 out of pocket later…

I got myself a biz class flight worth $7000 for less than the cost of our Chipotle order. 💸

Want access to my free beginner guide to points and miles? Comment “Beginner” and I’ll send it over ASAP.
Yesterday I saw a reel that said, “You hit your Yesterday I saw a reel that said, “You hit your mid 20s and you’re sorted into 1 of 4 houses: 

1. Marathon training.
2. Japan trip.
3. Fantasy books.
4. Cooking everything from scratch.”

Personally… My Japan hotels and flights are booked for November. Also, Kenny’s cooking everything from scratch, and I’m reaping the benefits. 😭😂

Hbu

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