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    Romanticizing my 5 hour flight in a tiny plane.✨ Romanticizing my 5 hour flight in a tiny plane.✨

This flight was actually so smooth. We had great weather, and — more importantly — WiFi.

You could say the flight ~flew~ by.

We spent about 5 hours flying from northeast Wisconsin to Cheyenne, Wyoming, for my uncle’s Air Force Change Of Command.

Would you fly cross country in a tiny plane? ✈️
    Testing his patience one vertical video at a time. Testing his patience one vertical video at a time.🫡
    10 non-negotiable USA national parks to visit this 10 non-negotiable USA national parks to visit this summer!

When I started visiting the national parks, I quickly realized that many national parks are seasonal. While the park entrances and overlooks may be open year-round, there are definitely better and worse times to visit some of them.

For example, if you try going to the mountains in fall through early spring, some of the hiking trails and roads will be closed due to snow.

On the flip side, if you try going to the desert in summer, you’ll be battling that fatal heat.

So, these are 10 of the best US national parks to visit in summer!

Share this with your road trip buddy to drop a subtle hint. 🚗

#usaroadtrip #usatravel #usroadtrip #roadtripusa #nationalparksusa
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Funny Vacation Instagram Captions You Need To Steal

By: Indigo Sahara, M.A. | Published: January 16, 2023 | Updated: February 4, 2024

Travel photo captions don’t always have to be deep and inspirational. Sometimes, funny vacation instagram captions are way less… Plane.

So, between these relatable funny vacation Instagram captions, funny beach vacation Instagram captions and funny family vacation Instagram captions, you’re sure to find a perfect caption for your Instagram post.

Funny Vacation Instagram Captions You Need To Steal

Plus, I have an entire guide to the best vacation puns, which you can find here, too, if you love a good knee-slapping pun.

All of the following Instagram captions are free for you to copy. If you use them, tag me in your photo on Instagram (@indigosahara)! I would love to see your vacation posts.

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Funny Vacation Instagram Captions

  1. Nothing lasts forever… Except the day before a vacation.
  2. Catch flights, not feelings.
  3. Unfortunately, I caught feelings instead of flights.
  4. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which are pretty much the same thing.
  5. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out, I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.
  6. Good things come to those who… Book flights.
  7. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need to book a trip.
  8. I wish my health insurance covered travel therapy.
  9. Wish I was in Bora Bora, but I’m poor-a poor-a.
  10. Going on a four-day vacation. Packed 35 outfits just to be safe.
  11. I need someone to love me as much as I love my passport.
  12. Notripophobia: the fear of not having any trips booked.
  13. The only cardio I do is running to my flight gate.
  14. I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.
  15. Went to the doctor, turns out I’m deficient in vitamin sea.
  16. Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the trip.
  17. Jet lag is for amateurs.
  18. All you need is love… And a passport.
  19. If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal.
  20. Don’t keep the vacation waiting. It’s bad manners.
  21. Happy heart, tired feet.
  22. I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport.
  23. Physically, I’m here. Mentally, I’m also here.
  24. Overpack. That’s why suitcases have wheels now.
  25. I’m a travel addict on my road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the airport.
  26. The worst part about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
  27. Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.
  28. I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed a vacation.
  29. Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
  30. My favorite childhood memory is when my parents paid for my vacations.
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Funny Beach Vacation Instagram Captions

  1. Beach and sunshine are the only BS I need in my life.
  2. Going on vacation? I’ll beach you to it.
  3. To beach their own.
  4. Loving beach and every part of vacation.
  5. The beach really under-sands me.
  6. Sorry, I’m on vacation. My hands are tide.
  7. You’re shore to love the beach.
  8. Current-ly on vacation.
  9. Feeling sand-tastic on vacation.
  10. Chaise-ing my hopes and dreams.
  11. Vacation has me in the palm of its sands.
  12. Dolphin-itely love vacation.
  13. I’m all a-boat going on vacation.
  14. Really cr-waving another vacation.
  15. Fishing I was still on vacation.
  16. No one likes a shady beach.
  17. Resting beach face.
  18. Stop! Wave a minute.
  19. My favorite part of vacation is the ocean, to be more Pacific.
  20. Vacation puns make me coconuts.
  21. Feeling coconuts.
  22. I palm tree-lly love vacation.
  23. Oh whale, I guess I’ll have to stay on vacation forever.
  24. Vacation? Shell yeah!
  25. Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.
  26. Where there’s a whale, there’s a wave.
  27. Sea-weeding out the bad vibes.
  28. Sun-screening out the bad vibes.
  29. Sun blocking out the the haters.
  30. You can call me on me shell-phone.
  31. Shell-abration.
  32. Long time no sea.
  33. Feeling fin-tastic.
  34. The beach really anchors me.
  35. I can sea clearly now. The rain is gone.
  36. Coasting through life.
  37. Thalassophile-ing good on vacation.
  38. Tropic like it’s hot.
  39. Holler at your buoy.
  40. Don’t give into pier pressure.
  41. Keep palm and carry on.
  42. Vitamin sea.
  43. Seas the day.
  44. Beach please.
  45. Life’s a beach.
  46. Long time no sea.
  47. Shell yeah!
  48. Keep palm. Carry on.
  49. We mermaid for vacation.
  50. Girls just wanna have sun.

Sea, I told you that you would love these funny vacation captions. If you want more vacation pun ideas, click here.

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Funny Family Vacation Instagram Captions

  1. My family is driving me coconuts.
  2. Got my family by my seaside.
  3. Family vacation really tides us together.
  4. Siblings fighting on vacation? Shore-ly not.
  5. You’re shore to have fun on family vacation.
  6. Family vacation: the only vacation that isn’t relaxing.
  7. I may be on vacation, but these people are still my home.
  8. Flights not fights… Please.
  9. Do I love family vacation? Of coast.
  10. Teaching my kids not to give into pier pressure.
Funny Vacation Instagram Captions You Need To Steal

So, which of these funny vacation Instagram captions are you going to use? Don’t forget to follow me on Instagram at @indigosahara for more travel caption ideas and daily travel tips.

Funny Vacation Instagram Captions You Need To Steal

More Vacation Caption Ideas

Vacation Puns That Will Make You Go Coconuts
85 Travel Couple Captions Instagram Will Love
10 Vacation Ideas In The USA & Abroad
Budget Travel Bible: How To Travel The World More For Less

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By: Indigo Sahara, M.A.

About Indigo Sahara, M.A.

Indigo Sahara, M.A., is the founder and CEO of the Indigo Sahara travel blog. Since earning her master's degree in global leadership, she has traveled to more than 20 countries. Now, her goal is to make travel accessible to all by teaching others how to travel on a budget. She writes world travel guides and travel hacking tips weekly.

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Romanticizing my 5 hour flight in a tiny plane.✨ Romanticizing my 5 hour flight in a tiny plane.✨

This flight was actually so smooth. We had great weather, and — more importantly — WiFi.

You could say the flight ~flew~ by.

We spent about 5 hours flying from northeast Wisconsin to Cheyenne, Wyoming, for my uncle’s Air Force Change Of Command.

Would you fly cross country in a tiny plane? ✈️
Testing his patience one vertical video at a time. Testing his patience one vertical video at a time.🫡
10 non-negotiable USA national parks to visit this 10 non-negotiable USA national parks to visit this summer!

When I started visiting the national parks, I quickly realized that many national parks are seasonal. While the park entrances and overlooks may be open year-round, there are definitely better and worse times to visit some of them.

For example, if you try going to the mountains in fall through early spring, some of the hiking trails and roads will be closed due to snow.

On the flip side, if you try going to the desert in summer, you’ll be battling that fatal heat.

So, these are 10 of the best US national parks to visit in summer!

Share this with your road trip buddy to drop a subtle hint. 🚗

#usaroadtrip #usatravel #usroadtrip #roadtripusa #nationalparksusa
He looked me dead in the eye and said, “Not arou He looked me dead in the eye and said, “Not around here partner… Not around here.”

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